More Musings of an Energy Nerd
Act 1, scene 1. An empty lot near Scotland Drive.
Thunder and lightning. Enter three sisters, all RESNET-certified.
First rater:
When shall we three meet again,
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
第二次评论者：
When the drywall work is done,
When the zoning battle’s won.
Third rater:
The lawyers sure are having fun!
First rater:
What’s the sign?
第二次评论者：
圣诞花环。
Third rater:
We shall meet there with Macbeth.
First rater:
Where hast thou been, sister?
第二次评论者：
Smashing recessed cans.
First rater:
Look what I have.
第二次评论者：
Show me, show me.
First rater:
Here I have a thermostat,
With wi-fi, girls. This stat can chat.
Drum within
Third rater:
A drum, a drum! Macbeth doth come.
Enter Macbeth and Banquo
Macbeth:
So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
Banquo:
这些工人,
So withered and so wild in their attire?
Macbeth:
Speak, if you can: what are you?
First rater:
所有冰雹，麦克白！Hail to thee, ranch home developer!
第二次评论者：
所有冰雹，麦克白！Hail to thee, Energy Star builder!
Third rater:
所有冰雹，麦克白！你应该建立一个passivhaus！
Banquo:
[To Macbeth]:好先生，你为什么开始;似乎害怕
Things that do sound so fair?
[To the three sisters:]Strange women,
You greet my friend with several great predictions
Of rising skills and energy performance,
Foreseeing that he’ll build much tighter homes:
Point six air changes at 50 Pascals!
这可能是真的吗？FORSHOTH，他的家是垃圾。
He seems befuddled now. Foretell some more:
If you can look into the seeds of time,
并说哪种谷物会生长，哪个谷物不会，
…
8 Comments
Iambic pentameter, even.
Iambic pentameter, even. Impressive! And a little disturbing.
Well done.
This is possibly one of the greatest things I've ever read. Thanks for the laughs!
Brilliant
Glad the PV was working enough for you to upload this.
舞台生产待定？百老汇招手。
I've waited to read this gem until the quiet of a Sunday morning when I could truly savor and enjoy it. Bravo Martin! Truly thou art a great wit and a poet indeed!
Brilliant!
"Double, double, toil and trouble;
填缝应密封，喷雾泡沫泡沫“
Big smile here! A master work indeed!
Brilliant!
This may be your finest work to date! Absolutely loved it.
Cheers!
Merry Christmas, all!
Thanks for the feedback -- glad you enjoyed it. A happy holiday season to all.
Holy Cow!
真的很棒！节日快乐马丁！
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